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Jun 25, 2004
the tales of my boogers Part II
oh my gosh, you will never believe what happened today.
I went to go and see boogers on ice, you know that new musical? And you'll never guess who i ran into! i ran into Erin who is cheating on Mitchel with Mr. Weingarden! oh, my gosh, now he is mine! YAY~ wait until i tell him!!!! Anywayz, the musical was spectacularly boogery! They were even serving boogers on a stick!!!!
Today i also got a poodle! whoohoo! ahooooo! It has the cutest poodle cut and i even gave it a booger bow! *sigh* that's a lucky dog for you! that's all for now,
have a boogery day!
Posted at 12:51 pm by Boogerhead
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Jun 24, 2004
Like my backround color? It reminds me of my favorite capris... The same poop color *sigh*... Read my PROFILE to learn MORE!
Today was very very BOOGERY!
You see, I found a new best friend, ERIN KAPLAN!!!!! She is SOOOO COOL! And I totally LOVE her ratnest... I mean HAIR!!!!! Isn't it awesome??? I wish I had it!!!! *more sighs* We both enjoy picking our boogers. She gave me a GREAT IDEA!!!! Why not put them in our RATNESTS!!! I MEAN HAIR!!!! YA!!!!
Oh, I promised Erin I wouldnt tell you, but I'll tell you because you are my SPECIAL FRIENDS!!!! You see... she's MADLY IN LOVE with... *drumroll* MITCHELL KAUFMEN!!!! He's such a sexy beast!!!! But DARN HER, she called him first!!!! He has that sexy greasy mousy brown hair and his big round hot glasses. He's even hotter than that UGLY BRAD PITT!!! *SHOCK* U-G-L-Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBY, BRAD YOU'RE UGLY!!!! YA YA YOU'RE UGLY!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE NOTHING ON MITCHELL!!! NOTHING!!!!!!!!!
Ok, so moving on... I found this really wierd blue-colored booger in my nose today... I was staring at it for hours, cause it was SOOOO fascinating! I decided not to eat it, since its such a modern marvel! I hung it on my wall instead! In a nice cracked plastic box, that I got for 2 cents!!!! I know, its such a BARGAIN!!!!
I know, I know, you're probably thinking, who is this gorgeous person?!?!?! Well, come visit me!!! *grrrr* I'll be waitin for u... in my blue thong and string bikini top, that doesnt fit *wink* over my size J, hairy BOOBIES!!! *purr*
I got to go finish my booger adventure, u know... when i pick a lot out and then eat them... Ya..
XOXOXO
*Miss Galaxy*
Posted at 06:47 pm by Boogerhead
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Name- Hildegard-Zemina Philip Potty Description: Hair- Maroon w/ white highlights Height- 3ft 2in Boogers sizes- BIG AND GOOBERY Weight- 3,496 ounces... I cant measure in pounds... DONT MAKE FUN OF MY STUPPIDDITYNESSIES Gender- I'm not sure... I THINK I'm a woman, but that would make having a mustache a little wierd, doncha think???
Favs: Outfit- My puke-green colored tanktop with purple polkadots, poop-brown capris with yellow stripes, and a red high heel and a clear and puce high heel, each 5ft tall! Both left foot shoes, cause u know... thats just cool... ya... Ice cream flavor- Monky-Chunky-Wunky-Punky topped with extra goobery boogery topping. AND crusty, hard boogers used as SPRINKLES!!! YAY!!!! Song- "I Love Boogers" -The demented version of "I love you" by Barney, the amazingly hott, totally awesome guy!!! HE rocks my socks!!!!!! He is SOOOOOOOO sexy in purple! Time of day- 108.9FM... wait... time right? Thing to do- Pick my very very extra goobery and big boogers! Food- BOOGERS, DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Purpose in life- To blow up rubber duckies using nuclear physics EVERYWHERE!!!!! NYAHAHAHAHAHA rubber duckies haunt me at night... hold me mommie!
Lyrics to my FAVORITE song: I love boogers You love boogers Lets get together and pick and eat our BOOGERS With a great big spoon, cause there really really GOOBERY Then I can go and pick my mommie's!
I know... It touches me so much *tear*
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